Santa is crying for his poor little Teezy that no one seems to love.
Alas, the first week of December is behind us and I have only received one gift.
Stop torturing Santa—send presents!
email me: Teezy
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Didn't you hear? Santa is dead.
ReplyDeleteI have a present for you. Since you're a man of distinction and a fan of the theatre, I have the perfect gift.
What is this? Terrify Teezy Tuesday!
ReplyDeleteThis has to be one of the most frightening movies I have ever seen.
I mean, I do appreciate the gift, but Shim-Raw of the pole? Damn.
I do appreciate dance as an art form. Unfortunately, I had to stop watching Dancing with the Has-Beens because they would never perform my favorite dance—the lap.
OK, now I am going to have nightmares of waking up to Shim-Raw holding me down with it's beefy thighs and gnawing my face off.
I thought anything with a vagina would get you going. O.K. maybe it's the setting you're not liking, how about Swan Lake on stage?
ReplyDeleteI never said I was good at picking gifts.
First, I wonder if Shim-Raw actually has a vagina.
ReplyDeleteIf so, I am certain that it's rudimentary teeth could devour me in no more than two bites.
Swan Lake is a whole other story.
True sophistication and grace...It makes me wonder why Tchaikovsky chose not to utilize poles in the original production.
I guess that I am just a romantic at heart.