I wish to envelope myself in filthy cat people culture and cuddle up in the warm snuggie that is the oblivious soccer mom lifestyle.
My ultimate goal: To become a FCPILF and an OSMILF and build my own pornographic empire catering to the intimate desires of filthy cat people and oblivious soccer mom devotees. I believe this is a vast and untapped (pun intended) market in need of a leader. (You know they have to be into all sorts of crazy-ass kink and have no current outlet for their "needs".)
But I know nothing of either of these two distinct and highly erotic fetishes.
So I must learn.
I began with this little German film about the secret underground soccer mom counter-culture. There are no subtitles, but I think we can all understand the subtle body language.
Aroused much? I know I am!
I will be trolling Ebay over the weekend for a groovy soccer outfit and will practice my "moves" until I too can display myself in true erotic soccer fashion.
Did you see the sexually charged audience applauding with eager and willful abandon in the film? I long for the same applause and to live in a world where there is no shame associated with the forbidden dance of soccer. I am sorry to say that for most of my life I thought that soccer was just some sort of stupid game. Europe is sooo progressive.
The filthy cat people culture is even more intriguing—they have wigs!
Glamourpuss: The Enchanting World of Kitty Wigs from Julie Jackson on Vimeo.
Out of my way Glamourpuss! Teezypuss is on it now.
I have done a brief internet search and have not found any good filthy cat people porn sites. There is a lot of soccer mom crap but, strangely, it is all pictures of middle aged women—who wants to look at that? (friggin pervs!!)
My FCPILF and OSMILF sites will provide me with the glamour and fame of Paul Little—I will be worshiped and admired by all the filthy cat people and oblivious soccer moms throughout the world!
Watch out SILF's! Here I come...
email me: Teezy
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ReplyDelete...speaking of the O'Dells *click to link*
The link to the O'Dells didn't work :(
ReplyDeleteA funny thing though-
Statcounter showed that I had a new visitor from Keller Texas, the referring site was the kitty wig vid page on vimeo.
Julie Jackson (the author of the kitty wig book) lives in Keller, Texas, so I believe that she was checking out my site.
I hope she likes how I used her promo video and more importantly, I hope she likes the FCPILF concept—I may be starting to build my fan base already!
And to Julie (if you ever come back to this site)—
ReplyDeleteYou gotta have a sense of humor—you put wigs on cats for Christ's sake.
The O'Dells are on your prior post where you talk about finding other blogs, sadly, the O'Dells now moderate comments and now all my Birthday wishes and comments of "the little whipper snappers are really growing aren't they?" will be voided.
ReplyDeleteThat happened to me once when I linked to some guy who took pics of faded building facades and he wrote me back thanking me, I didn't know you could follow a link back. I think the cat lady hates you.