Something about the broadcast also compels people to eat all sorts of crazy-ass crap—basically anything that is fried, comes with a dipping sauce or is topped with melted Velveeta. The one really good thing to come from the Super Bowl is the freedom to drink beer all day without judgement. For that alone Super Bowl should become a national holiday.
Before you get all excited I have to tell you that even though it is called "Super Bowl", from my understanding, it has very little to do with bowling—I think that they are just trying to trick people into watching.
Since I am probably the only person left in the United States that does not have cable television, the Super Bowl really puts a kink in my weekend pleasurable pursuits. Since it is believed that everyone in the world will be watching the Super Bowl, the other television networks tend to broadcast really lame junk so it basically renders the television useless for the majority of the day.
Therefore, I have been forced to make other plans.
I have decided to begin the weekend by laying down some dope rhyme with my homies in the neighborhood. Word, we gonna be bringin' that next level shit y'all. Check out a recent vid:
Can I touch you friend?
And, no that's not me flinging my tickle-bits around in the Pink Floyd undies. I'm, of course, the guy with the 40. Remind me and I'll invite all of you to one of our block parties this summer—they're totally rad.
I have loaded a bunch of beer in the fridge and a bunch movies in the queue for Sunday. I don't have any Velveeta to melt on stuff, but I am certain that I can make my own out of food coloring and Crisco.
If you have forgotten that it is Super Bowl weekend and haven't had a chance to grab some movies yet, I will leave you with a little flick to watch about some srsly whack dolls that scare me.
Merry Super Bowl! or Happy Super Bowl! or whatever the hell you are supposed to say.
Alma from Rodrigo Blaas on Vimeo.
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Oh man, that first vid made me LOL for reals. Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteAnd the "Alma" mini movie- I actually saw that recently, and I LOVE IT! Seriously, that kinda stuff is right up my street, and the type of thing I'd love to create if I had the equipment and knowhow. It's so creeeeepy! I dig it.
Had a bit of a chuckle over your Superbowl sentiments :D I'm definitely not much of a sports fan, and although we don't get the Superbowl over here in Aussieland, we get days upon days of CRICKET during the summer. It is the most boring shit. They have these matches that go for about 4 freaking days :S
I don't have cable either. Over here we call it "pay TV"- we're a creative bunch huh?
Have a great weekend, and best of luck wid da next level beats and sick ryhmes yo. :)
Sorry I haven't replied sooner—it seems like I am in front of a computer all week so I go tech-less on the weekends and don't even open my laptop to check email.
ReplyDeleteI'll keep my eye out for more creepy doll stuff, although you will probably have seen everything that I find, but you never know.
I can't even imagine a 4 day game. I don't know what it is about me but if any game lasts for more than about a hour it ceases to be fun. I never understood the people who could play chess for hours or Dungeons and Dragons for days—if it were me, I would just be sitting there thinking about all the other things that I wanted to do.
It's funny, on the exterior I am a very mellow and laid back person, but inside my brain is ADHD and just can't sit still.
I should also say that the video is hilarious but the group is Die Antwoord an Afrkiaans rap group—I actually really like their music.
ReplyDeleteYou can check them out at dieantwoord.com
uh...HELLO...you forgot BACON. It is now national law that every Super Bowl™ appetizer MUST be served with bacon.
ReplyDeletemmmm jalepenos filled with cream cheese and wrapped in bacon....Bobby Flay eat your heart out!!
Mick
Oh that's ok! I try to avoid the computer on weekends too- there is life to be lived! Well, i say there is, but there's not really that much happening on this end, hehe.
ReplyDeleteAh, I was wondering where the hell they were from. Yeah, I can see that without the video footage the music itself doesn't sound too bad. I just can't get over the dance moves and the Pink Floyd shorts ...Also the " can i touch you my friend?"*juvenile snicker*.
Hey Mick-
ReplyDeleteYou're right, I can't believe that I forgot bacon—maybe because it's just an everyday food for me. I'll melt some Velveeta on it next year to make it special.
Hey Dolly-
Die Antwoord are from Cape Town. I don't know if it is a cultural or language difference, or more likely it is intentional on their part, but every time I see them they just crack me up. Even the lyrics make me laugh. I think that it may be that they seem so serious but they do and say such goofy things. The album they released has a bunch of stuff about Ninjas—it makes me laugh—who the hell raps about Ninjas?